Now, I'm no Agent Mulder from X-Files, but I believe Twilight men are out there. I believe they read the books in their closets and their secret places and they enjoy them. I can imagine a guy my age reading it when he thinks his roommates aren't home and one walks in on him in the act. Since there's no mistaking the covers of the books, the roommate looks a little baffled. "Dude, the vampires are kinda cool," Twilight man says hastily, blushing a little. "That's the only reason I'm reading this. Seriously." The roommate looks unconvinced, but suggests that they play video games or basketball and Twilight man readily agrees. "I was getting bored anyway," he says casually as he tosses the book on his bed. But later that night, he reads it with his new lithium-battery flashlight. He stays up all night until he finishes it. Because it's more than just vampires and werewolves. He thinks Bella's hot and he's having a hard time deciding between Edward and Jacob, too. On the one hand, Edward is speedy and strong and mind reads, and he gets to watch Bella sleep every night. Cool! But Jacob is big and brooding and gets to hang out with werewolves. Sweet!
I think it's okay to be a Twilight man. I can definitely think of worse things (crossdressing comes to mind- or hunting) that guys could do. So to you Twilight men out there I say embrace who you are!